Blog Havok!
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Is there a font that’s even more whimsical than Comic Sans?—
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Spesh
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We know your photos have been on our website for six months, but we’re only going to pay you 1/4 of your invoice because we don’t think the quality is there.—
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Hello small claims :)
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oookayy
Client: “Oh wow, this looks GREAT! But seriously, we want to be original here.”
Me: “Oh, I’m sorry. When we discussed the design together, you had sounded like this was what you wanted; is there something that you would like changed?”
Client: “No, no. The idea is fine, it’s just that it’s pretty obvious to me that you traced that.”
Me: “…No, I didn’t. This is an original illustration made specifically for your company.”
Client: “Come on, even I can’t draw that well! I know it’s a tracing!”
What are you… 5? Daft client.
If any client tried this with me I would struggle greatly to not tell them where to go.
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this makes me feel slightly better about myself in highschool.
I also hated school, what I remember of it, so this makes me feel better too haha
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Christmas
I spent all day in town doing my Christmas shopping. It’s eaten into the time I wanted to spend on work today but I think I can handle it. And most of its done now, so thats ok, just a couple of things to work on then I’m all sorted!
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Client learns a word he doesn't understand
Trying to wrap up a design for a client, he asked how big the graphical header was.
“700 pixels wide” I replied.
“It’s too small. Can we make it a half pixel bigger?”
I roll my eyes epically on my end and them send him the exact same comp image back. “Here you go”
“Perfect!”.
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Later in the project, he asked if we could re-use pixels to save money.
I love this, the stupidity and blissful ignorance is almost beautiful. Like Stacey from the x-factor
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Christmas
Despite not being the biggest fan of Christmas (it’s the shopping, it does my head in) I’ve decided to make a good portion of the presents I have to give this year myself. It might give them a bit more meaning then, though I guess I’ll still have to brave the crowds.
so, presents needed are:
Dad & Jo,Mum,
Andy, (possibly buy things)Josh, Soph and Adam (possibly buy things)CharlotteThis should make the next few weeks a bit mental.
